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1401
Ah, sweet misery of life.
Krazy Kat

1402
Lousy minor setback! This world sucks!
Homer J Simpson

1403
I'd rather let a thousand guilty men go free than chase after them.
Chief Clancy Wiggum

1404
Du får inget svar, för det du håller på med är trams.
Carl Lidbom

1405
Courtesy is the Achilles heal of the noble.
Murray Fishman

1406
jag älskar dem
du hatar dem
så har det varit sedan begynnelsen

David Oscarsson (om Transformers)

1407
Drink and puke come hand in hand. Vomiting is the throttle, the thermostat of the experienced drinker. The ability to puke gives the boozer control.
Tony Millionaire

1408
Arguing on the web is like running in the Special Olympics - even if you win, you're still retarded.
Anonymous

1409
So, the caterpillar has emerged from its cocoon... as a shark, with a gun for a mouth.
Montgomery Burns

1410
Since 1918, Western nations (not least of them the United States) have attempted to establish a code of behavior regarding war. In formenting the Iraq war, Bush trampled this code so thoroughly that it's the diplomatic equivalent of defecating in the front parlor. Now, let's say he had a really good reason: He had it on good authority that the carpet would cure cancer if fertilized by president shit. You'd still think it would behoove him to acknowledge that this behavior is out of the ordinary, and explain why normal etiquette should be suspended in this instance. Instead, he doggedly maintains that his behavior is the most ordinary thing in the world, and his stalwart people cannot see why these silly foreigners don't see the transparent truth of this assertion.
Robert Fiore

1411
Hellre en dålig holländare än en bra polack.
Martin B

1412
I've come to hate my own creation. Now I know how God feels.
Homer J Simpson

1413
You look like someone with an interesting story to tell.
King Mob

1414
I love Spider-Man. I wish he was in Shrek 2.
Howard Stern

1415
Note to self: no matter how hard life gets, there is always beer.
Mitch Weaver

1416
It gave me a kind of good, warm feeling, like when you get drunk and fall down in the snow.
Moe Szyslak

1417
It's so nice to be with someone who can't understand the horrible things I say.
Moe Szyslak

1418
What I meant was, you're gonna be here all winter and I'm stuck with the hotel anyhow. Why don't you grab me until you can make other arrangements?
Mr Hammer

1419
...and instantly, as we say in the U.N., instantly, nothing happened.
Tom Metcalf

1420
Children of the night... what music they make!
Count Dracula

1421
Bra tanke, fel hjärna.
Lasse Nyberg

1422
Jag har ingenting att lära av människor.
Schle

1423
Man får vara glad för Hollands skull.
[...]
Alla är vi med i EU liksom. EU wins!
Schle (efter 5-4 till Holland i fotbolls-EM)

1424
Prostitutes, come on, they're just like whores.
Dennis Rodman

1425
If you get pregnant, hey, don't blame me.
Dennis Rodman (advice to his 15-year-old daughter)

1426
[Niclas: Jag har alltid tänkt att ni två skulle passa bra ihop.]
Ja, så länge hon håller käften.
Hans Eklund (om Carmen Electra)

1427
I guess some people never change. Or, they quickly change and then quickly change back.
Homer J Simpson

1428
Sexy is when you stand next to someone and you want to say, "Get away from me before I rape you".
Heidi Fleiss

1429
One should never meet a man whose work one admires. The man is always so much less than the work.
Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec

1430
I'm nothing without my gun.
The Jeff

1431
Music's good 'cause it helps people fill in those awkward silences.
Steve Butabi

1432
[What is it you want?]
More, better, now!
Arnold Becker

1433
When something's not working right, the best thing to do is tear it apart to make it better.
Drop Dead Fred

1434
You never leave a party 'til the very, very end.
Drop Dead Fred

1435
Men are like spam in you email - a whole new batch comes along every day.
Deedra "D.D." Cummings

1436
That's the thing about money. There are no obstacles.
Frederick Clegg

1437
If there is a God he's a great loathsome spider in the darkness.
Miranda Grey

1438
Tears wept on enemy graves are often peculiarly sincere; we weep our own now homeless energy.
John Fowles

1439
It is of course possible to experience this beauty, which I will call virgin, in familiar objects, just as a metaphorical virginity can be found in a lover long after the literal virginity has passed. Such virgin beauty is commonly felt by almost all children, by poets and artists, and sometimes as an effect of certain drugs, like alcohol and lysergic acid.
John Fowles

1440
Get a man a beer, he drinks for five minutes. Tell him where they are, he drinks all day.
Harry Moon

1441
AI var Kubbes [Stanley Kubricks] barn, tills Steven [Spielberg] kom o slet det ur magen på honom.
David Oscarsson

1442
You know what? I have a ball - perhaps you'd like to bounce it?
Professor Taylor

1443
I may be shallow but if money, fame, Top of the Pops, girls and champagne can't put one simpering smile on these bastards' faces, how can I possibly trust them?
Grant Morrison (about Radiohead)

1444
The other side, the unelected side, who occupy our White House, they are not going to go peacefully.
[...]
They are not going to go without a fight. And believe me, they are better fighters than we are. They have proven thems-, you have to give them their props for that. I mean, they are up at six in the morning, trying to figure out, you know, which minority group they're gonna screw today.
[...]
I mean, our side, we never see six in the morning... unless we've been up all night.
Michael Moore

1445
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful - and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people - and neither do we.
George W Bush

1446
Our leaders do not control the tides of history – they are just surfing them. They are doing their best to keep on top of them. They do not make the tides – the tides of history come from a million different vectors: our advancing technology, our advancing worldview. These are the things that actually make a difference to the flow of history, and our leaders try to sit on top of it, and perhaps try to give the impression that they are controlling it, but history’s history. Time and tide – they don’t pay much attention to any human leader.
Alan Moore

1447
You can squat on a pitbull, but that don't get you rhubarb pie.
Ross Perot (fictional)

1448
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
Kurt Vonnegut

1449
These truly are times that try radioactive dinosaurs' souls and their resolve.
Gojira Kijou

1450
There's a kind of freedom in being completely screwed.
Clark Kellogg

1451
Is that what zombies do, "scare people"? Wrong! They eat brains, and that scares people!
Dr Frasier Crane

1452
En av de få grejer som är, så här, gamla o fortfarande håller.
Per Karlsson (om öl)

1453
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
Catherine Zandonella

1454
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!
Anonymous

1455
Gentlemen, sometimes a man must put his marriage at risk for reasons that are confusing even to him.
Homer J Simpson

1456
You marry someone just like your mother and then you remember you hate your mother.
Dr Perry Cox

1457
Mother always said a curvy spine is the Devil's rollercoaster.
Seymour Skinner

1458
[Varför överväga att beställa vatten istället för en stor stark?]
[Niclas: Jag hade ett ögonblick av klarhet.]
Klarhet går inte pubbarna runt på kan jag säga.
Kristian Printz, bartender

1459
22:51. Gula huset. Bartendern är numer vår allierade.
[Niclas: 22:55. Bartendern har ingen framtid.]
22:56. En bartender har alltid fri öl? Vi jobbar numer på newsflashtidningen Miffo!
[Niclas: 22:58. 235 poäng av förnedring.]
23:03. Kepsarna träder in. Vi föraktar dem.
Schle (utdrag ur PLAN 2 ROCK)

1460
23:34. Johnny Asshole makes his mark.
Schle (utdrag ur PLAN 2 ROCK)

1461
I am Dr Merlot. Welcome to my island... the island of Dr Merlot.
Dr Merlot

1462
It is useless to attempt to reason a stavmapa out of what he was never reasoned into.
Jonathan Swift (fictional)

1463
Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.
Orson Welles

1464
Snart kommer Saddam till Sverige. Hos dig eller mig skall han bo.
David Oscarsson

1465
Hans bakterier skulle en utsvulten indier klara av.
Schle (om Fienden)

1466
To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend.
Jacques Derrida

1467
Don't give up. Don't lose hope. Don't sell out.
Christopher Reeve

1468
You know what I think? I think that we're all in our private traps, clamped in them, and none of us can ever get out. We scratch and we claw, but only at the air, only at each other, and for all of it, we never budge an inch.
Norman Bates

1469
Now tell the truth, Benjamin. Did you really LOL, or did you just type that?
Steve Lieber

1470
Which one do you want?
[Starsky: I've always had a thing for blondes.]
Good, cause I'll take anything.
Hutch

1471
[Niclas: [Vad] ska jag göra [rita i värdens gästbok] nu?]
Gör en stor, ådrig penis.
[Niclas: ...nä, fan, jag vill inte.]
Väx upp nu, gör det!
Tommy Tillberg

1472
[Niclas: Vad heter han? Marklund?]
Mahmoud!
[Niclas: Efternamn då?]
Inte fan vet jag... Gräshoppa?
Schle

1473
Jag vet en sak - du har det mycket bättre i den här baren än i Etiopien.
Schle (till Mahmoud Farah)

1474
Choke on your candour!!
Homer J Simpson

1475
I enjoy few sports, and all of them involve physical harm of some kind. Possibly some kind of deep-seated loathing for sportsmen, the vast majority of whom exhibit clear intellectual signs of fetal alcohol syndrome.
Warren Ellis

1476
[Spencer Rice: Babies need love, regardless of sex.]
Babies need sex, regardless of love.
Kenny Hotz

1477
People are like, 'Well, she doesn't know the Sex Pistols.' Why would I know that stuff? Look how young I am. That stuff's old, right?
Avril Lavigne

1478
You can't sleep with someone you care about! Sex is for making babies and revenge!
Jordan Sullivan

1479
Studying is just delaying failure.
Torquil Campbell

1480
Let's send the young people of America our love til November 2nd... and if they elect him again... then fuck 'em!
Torquil Campbell

1481
Va onda de är, judarna... De är som... klingoner...
Schle (om The Passion of the Christ)

1482
[Lois Griffin: You're drunk again!]
Nah, I'm just exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking.
Peter Griffin

1483
The Beatle thing is an archetype, it's like the basic human formation. Everything naturally forms into a Beatles, people can't help it.
Linus Millberg

1484
I think I know how to stop the Decreator.
[Willoughby Kipling: It can't BE stopped! I've told you a MILLION bloody times!]
"Stop" is just a word I use to mean something quite different.
Crazy Jane

1485
Don't you listen to the President? We're gonna mop the floor with the whole fucking world! The whole world is gonna be under our control! So what are you worrying about?
Christopher Moltisanti

1486
Dubya är som solen! Omöjlig att ta ner!
Schle

1487
Nu känns ju Linköping lite större - vi har både knivmord och Metro.
Daniel Airosto

1488
A man who, beyond the age of 26, finds himself on a bus can count himself as a failure.
Margaret Thatcher

1489
Livet innehåller smärta. Men all smärta berättigar inte till sjukpenning.
Försäkringskassan

1490
Chris, this president is unstoppable. He's twenty-two feet tall! He can stop bullets in mid-air like Neo! When he was eight years old, he ran to the moon! I've personally seen this man lasso a tornado! And he'll be our President for the next 200 years! Because he cannot die!
Andrew Card (fictional)

1491
Look, Chris... if it doesn't bother Karl Rove, it doesn't bother me.
Andrew Card (fictional)

1492
Jag tycker inte om när saker o ting blir verkliga.
David Oscarsson

1493
Look, nobody likes having to rise to a challenge, but competing against other people and getting in their face and saying "Ha-ha, I'm better than you" is part of life.
Stan Marsh

1494
Dancing is something you do alone, in your room, at three in the morning.
Red Goth

1495
Yeah, the only cool way to dance is to keep your hands at your sides and your eyes looking at the ground, then every few seconds you take a drag on your cigarette.
Tall Goth

1496
Children are our future. Today belongs to me!
Lindsey Naegle

1497
I sure as hell hope I don't bleed to death, cause that would suck.
Dennis Rafkin

1498
It's hard to be cool when you're not.
Kirk Sohonage

1499
The lights are on, but no one is home.
Victor von Doom

1500
Dom dåliga har blivit fler, men dom bra har blivit bättre!
Calle

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