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Dom dåliga har blivit fler, men dom bra har blivit bättre!Calle |
Ah, sweet misery of life.
Lousy minor setback! This world sucks!
I'd rather let a thousand guilty men go free than chase after them.
Du får inget svar, för det du håller på med är trams.
jag älskar dem
Drink and puke come hand in hand. Vomiting is the throttle, the thermostat of the experienced drinker.
The ability to puke gives the boozer control.
So, the caterpillar has emerged from its cocoon... as a shark, with a gun for a mouth.
You look like someone with an interesting story to tell.
I love Spider-Man. I wish he was in Shrek 2.
Note to self: no matter how hard life gets, there is always beer.
It gave me a kind of good, warm feeling, like when you get drunk and fall down in the snow.
What I meant was, you're gonna be here all winter and I'm stuck with the hotel anyhow. Why don't you grab me until you can make other arrangements?
Children of the night... what music they make!
Bra tanke, fel hjärna.
Jag har ingenting att lära av människor.
Prostitutes, come on, they're just like whores.
[Niclas: Jag har alltid tänkt att ni två skulle passa bra ihop.]
Sexy is when you stand next to someone and you want to say, "Get away from me before I rape you".
One should never meet a man whose work one admires. The man is always so much less than the work.
I'm nothing without my gun.
Music's good 'cause it helps people fill in those awkward silences.
[What is it you want?]
When something's not working right, the best thing to do is tear it apart to make it better.
Men are like spam in you email - a whole new batch comes along every day.
Tears wept on enemy graves are often peculiarly sincere; we weep our own now homeless energy.
Get a man a beer, he drinks for five minutes. Tell him where they are, he drinks all day.
You know what? I have a ball - perhaps you'd like to bounce it?
I may be shallow but if money, fame, Top of the Pops, girls and champagne can't put one simpering smile on these bastards' faces, how can I possibly trust them?
The other side, the unelected side, who occupy our White House, they are not going to go peacefully.
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful - and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people - and neither do we.
Our leaders do not control the tides of history – they are just surfing them. They are doing their best to keep on top of them. They do not make the tides – the tides of history come from a million different vectors: our advancing technology, our advancing worldview. These are the things that actually make a difference to the flow of history, and our leaders try to sit on top of it, and perhaps try to give the impression that they are controlling it, but history’s history. Time and tide – they don’t pay much attention to any human leader.
You can squat on a pitbull, but that don't get you rhubarb pie.
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
These truly are times that try radioactive dinosaurs' souls and their resolve.
There's a kind of freedom in being completely screwed.
Is that what zombies do, "scare people"? Wrong! They eat brains, and that scares people!
En av de få grejer som är, så här, gamla o fortfarande håller.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
You marry someone just like your mother and then you remember you hate your mother.
Mother always said a curvy spine is the Devil's rollercoaster.
I am Dr Merlot. Welcome to my island... the island of Dr Merlot.
It is useless to attempt to reason a stavmapa out of what he was never reasoned into.
Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.
To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend.
Don't give up. Don't lose hope. Don't sell out.
You know what I think? I think that we're all in our private traps, clamped in them, and none of us can ever get out. We scratch and we claw, but only at the air, only at each other, and for all of it, we never budge an inch.
Now tell the truth, Benjamin. Did you really LOL, or did you just type that?
Which one do you want?
[Niclas: [Vad] ska jag göra [rita i värdens gästbok] nu?]
I enjoy few sports, and all of them involve physical harm of some kind. Possibly some kind of deep-seated loathing for sportsmen, the vast majority of whom exhibit clear intellectual signs of fetal alcohol syndrome.
[Spencer Rice: Babies need love, regardless of sex.]
People are like, 'Well, she doesn't know the Sex Pistols.' Why would I know that stuff? Look how young I am. That stuff's old, right?
You can't sleep with someone you care about! Sex is for making babies and revenge!
Studying is just delaying failure.
[Lois Griffin: You're drunk again!]
I think I know how to stop the Decreator.
Don't you listen to the President? We're gonna mop the floor with the whole fucking world! The whole world is gonna be under our control! So what are you worrying about?
Nu känns ju Linköping lite större - vi har både knivmord och Metro.
A man who, beyond the age of 26, finds himself on a bus can count himself as a failure.
Livet innehåller smärta. Men all smärta berättigar inte till sjukpenning.
Chris, this president is unstoppable. He's twenty-two feet tall! He can stop bullets in mid-air like Neo! When he was eight years old, he ran to the moon! I've personally seen this man lasso a tornado! And he'll be our President for the next 200 years! Because he cannot die!
Look, nobody likes having to rise to a challenge, but competing against other people and getting in their face and saying "Ha-ha, I'm better than you" is part of life.
Dancing is something you do alone, in your room, at three in the morning.
Yeah, the only cool way to dance is to keep your
hands at your sides and your eyes looking at the ground, then every few seconds you take a drag on your cigarette.
Children are our future. Today belongs to me!
I sure as hell hope I don't bleed to death, cause that would suck.
The lights are on, but no one is home.